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ELFercise Kits help kids
Exemplify Love and Friendship 365 days a year!
Think like an ELF and be your best sELF!

 

*However, this Kit is just as much for the adults as it is for the kids!  Yay!!! Lol*


All Kits come with an item to keep and an item to give.

 

Funny Squeaky Sound Squirrel ELFercise Kit makes us giggle as we're gently reminded not to over do it at Christmas!  Sometimes our exagerrated expectations mean holidays are not enjoyed because they're not perfect.  People aren't perfect so it's a stretch to think the holidays will be!  What matters most is simply being together.
Kit comes with two keychains.  Squirrel and/or nut keychain designs vary.

 

Teaches: What matters most during the holidays is spending time with those you love. 

It doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful!
#FunnySqueakySoundSquirrel

 

In honor of Aunt Bethany's keen hearing, our Plush/Kit Combo contains an 8" squirrel for your tree!

Only this one won't make a funny squeaky sound or run through the house, so no hammer required!

 

Original artwork by young illustrator, Drew Miller
Original poem by Carmen Miller


All Kits are made to order.

Designed for ELF365 Copyright 2023


Proceeds have helped us provide over 12,000 free Kits for kids in 15 countries and 45 states...
and counting!

 

Great for gifts, party favors, give-aways, prizes, promotions, fundraisers, etc!
Contact us for custom orders!

 

Read the entire ELFercise below.

 

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It’s that time again!
Christmas is here!

Most folks agree,

there’s not a better time of year!

 

It doesn’t matter if you can’t hear a dump truck

driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

It doesn’t matter how much Jello with cat food you eat

or how crazy your uncle or aunt.

 

What matters most is who sits with you around the tree…

even if it’s been burned to smithereens.

 

It doesn’t matter if you’re stuck under a truck

or frozen from the waist down.

It doesn’t matter if all the lights aren’t twinkling

or you have so many lights there’s not enough power for your town.

 

What matters most is who sits with you around the tree…

even if it’s been burned to smithereens.

 

You don’t have to be the new amateur,

recreational saucer sled champion,

you don’t have to know that there is an RV,

to know what matters most is who sits with you around the tree…

even if it’s been burned to smithereens.

 

You don’t have to wake up with your head sewn to the carpet

to be surprised,

that what matters most about Christmas is not

that the turkey is too dry,

or that the cat had nine lives…

 

what matters most is who sits with you around the tree…

even if it’s been burned to smithereens.

 

Wishing you the hap-hap-happiest Christmas of all!

 

Play ball!

©ELF365 2023

 

 

Funny Squeaky Sound Squirrel

$5.00Price
Excluding Sales Tax
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