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ELFercise Kits help kids
Exemplify Love and Friendship 365 days a year!
Think like an ELF and be your best sELF!


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LITTLE HOKIE JOKIE AND LITTLE SMARTSIE FARTSIE introduces us to two friends who are complete much so, they never even paid attention to each other until one day they had no choice.  Their quirks got them detention.  That time together made them realize how much they like one another, even though they are very different.  This is a memorable Kit because it will cause a giggle or two!  ;)


Teaches:  our differences make us unique, we all have strengths and weaknesses, just because we are different doesn't mean we can't be friends, sometimes opposites make the best friends,

be opened minded



Everyday Kit comes with two joke cards, one Junior Trivia card and one matching sticker.

Holiday Kit comes with two holiday joke cards, one Christmas trivia card and one matching sticker.  


Original artwork by young illustrator, Drew Miller
Original story by Carmen Miller

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Read the entire ELFercise story below.



Once upon a time,

two very best friends

who were complete opposites

did not like each other then.


Meet Little Hokie Jokie,

the thing he loved the best

was telling jokes and stories.

What he might say was anyone’s guess.


It did not matter how hokie a joke,

it did not matter how long or short,

his goal was always to make others laugh,

he loved nothing more.


Meet Little Smartsie Fartsie.

He was much more serious about stuff.

He was smart beyond measure,

loved trivia and was quite the history buff.


He could answer almost any question,

about almost anything.

He loved to read and study,

being a know-it-all was his thing.


When Little Hokie Jokie and Little Smartsie Fartsie were small,

they met one day at school.

Neither of them thought

that the other was cool.


Since they did not like the same things,

they did not take the time or bother

to get to know or

understand one another.


Then one day Little Hokie Jokie

got in trouble at school

for telling jokes and giggling,

which broke the quiet rule.


That same day, Little Smartsie Fartsie

got in trouble, too

for arguing with someone

about whether or not something was true.


They both ended up in detention

and for awhile it was tense.

Then Little Hokie Jokie started in,

telling his jokes again. 


Though Little Smartsie Fartsie

did not want to laugh,

he got so giggly; you guessed it!

He passed gas!


They gave each other nicknames

and from that moment on,

they were best friends forever,

with a very tight bond.


It did not take them long to realize

the best part about their friendship

was that they complimented each other perfectly

because they were so different.

Hokie Jokie & Smartsie Fartsie

Impuesto excluido
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